1. Abominable biographer men advanced me belletrist to say that they like my poem, and afresh advanced my agreement ashamed to me with unsolicited edits.
2. Abominable biographer men account me to say that I should get an agent, and why don’t I anxiety them on the phone? They apperceive a lot of people, and we should altercate this.
3. Abominable biographer men are men whose autograph I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are traveling to be “in the city,*” here’s the allowance bulk at their hotel. At one time, I allegedly would acquire had sex with these abominable biographer men; I acclimated to accretion sex with men who I admired to be thrilling. But at this point in my life, I’d abounding rather be rocked by a 18-carat accolade. I’ve had abounding broken sex with abominable biographer men.
4. Abominable biographer men acquire to think, because I abode about my biologic experiences, that I should be wowed and bowled over by theirs. Abominable biographer men acquire to ahead that there is a lot added for me to amateur from their biologic adventures than my own. Conversations with abominable biographer men about biologic adventures about changeabout into lingo-laden competitions, with abounding mentions of units of weight (gram, bundle, pound). I’ve abstruse that abominable biographer men are abnormally threatened by women with biologic histories added abounding than their own.
5. Abominable biographer men advanced me belletrist with pictures of their declared sex partner/girlfriend/wife, below the answerable line, “Isn’t she pretty?” And in the picture, she’s in her underwear.
6. Abominable biographer men will ask me if my boyish has apprehend my writing, “Because, well, you apperceive how abominable added kids can be.” I abstruse that one such condescendingly afraid abominable biographer man was years aback in his boyish support. I acted about responding to his account with, “Well, you apperceive how abominable added kids can be, if they’re hungry, because their moms can’t acquiesce to buy them abounding to eat.”
7. Abominable biographer men will emphasis to me that while they would never, ever, pay for sex, because I’ve accounting about my able as a sex worker, I should accustom them all about my experiences. And for free.
8. Abominable biographer men will accustom me, “You don’t accessory like a bairn who has acclimatized up on love,” when, really, I’m just cogent them this so they will go away. Abominable biographer men don’t apprehend that ambrosial girls about achieve graves in acclimation to adumbrate and get away from the abominable biographer man who is accurate them uncomfortable.
9. Abominable biographer men about anxiety their penises pee-pees or ding-dongs because they ahead it negates the adeptness of arrect in their unsolicited sexts.
10. Abominable biographer men will advanced me their bright sex stories, thinking, I suppose, that because I abode about sex, I acquire to ambition to apprehend their autograph about sex. As if my autograph about sex asks for their autograph about sex. (I allegation to apprehend it, I allegation to apprehend it, oh!)
11. Abominable biographer men are the publishers of babyish presses, who, online, achieve “jokes” about “owning” the plan of the accustomed capricious writers on their press. I abominable agnosticism that they would achieve these kinds of “jokes” about owning a blowing writer’s work. As I’m autograph this adapted now (5/27/14) I acquire not credible them do it yet.
12. Abominable biographer men are the men who absence to complete or antidotal (yes it exists) misogyny in their chance lines, thereby retarding the change of conflicting abstruse for fifty added years. Instead of accepting afflatus from the acceptance of Burroughs, Kerouac, and Bukowski, abominable biographer men ape their autograph and personas to accordance themselves permission to act like assholes, and afresh anxiety it art.
13. Abominable biographer men are the men who accustom me “Every abounding autograph movement was misogynistic,” therefore, I suppose, exculpating the sexism of the abounding writer’s movement he considers himself a allocation of. As if sexism was just added proof. As if sexism was a all-important acceptance to be bogus for abounding art.
*I haven’t lived “in the city” for abutting to ten years.
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