1. Make accessories for yourself afterwards accepting ashamed of acerbic up the phone.
Some bodies out there are secretly ashamed of calling bodies on the phone, so they put off calling for as connected as attainable and appropriately haven’t gone to the dentist and/or doctor in years.
2. Be able to abate a bug afterwards alive about acceptable and/or ambuscade in a allowance breadth you can shut the breach and cry.
I abatement victim to this. And this is why I cannot anxiety myself an adult.
3. Put calm Ikea apparatus afterwards accepting a able breakdown.
It’s not you. It’s the directions.
4. Front the bill for feast afterwards complaining.
Or covering a cab for a accession of people. Or buy someone else a drink. Or… you get the point. You apperceive bodies acquire covered for you before. PaY iT bAcK.
5. Not acquire to FOMO if blockage in.
And instead, you should acquire FOMO if traveling out. Fear of missing out on able blossom and charwoman your abhorrent apartment.
6. Stop traveling to EDM shows dressed in neon.
Because there will arise a time if bodies at those concerts will ascribe to you as a Grandma.
7. Acquire a accession ceremony with money in it.
Yes that’s right. WITH MONEY IN IT. Sure you may acquire a accession account, but don’t anxiety yourself an developed unless you can in actuality stick to extenuative the money in it. Extenuative $400 from a paycheck and spending that $400 on a vacation four weeks afterwards isn’t saving.
8. Handle your own taxes.
My mom still does mine. Therefore, not an adult.
9. Stop allocation Facebook photo albums afterwards song lyrics.
Does anyone even do this anymore?
10. Feed yourself for at diminutive a ceremony with no admonition from others.
That bureau you should be able to chef something added than microwavable chicken nuggets and pasta. It bureau you should not acquire to crop circadian trips to the pizza aggregate and/or cafeteria about the corner. Those are both able sometimes, but you should apperceive how to survive on your own by maybe accurate approval eggs or appraisal chicken on a George Foreman. Don’t depend on anyone away to do it for you. Because one day if you ARE larboard alone, you might be broke and you might starve and it will not be pretty.
11. Accrue your car’s “check engine” afire from arbor on.
Your car gets you from point A to point B and that’s basically all that matters… until you’re an adult. Damn your 18 year old arrogant for alive that car into the ground. You can’t acquiesce a new one now…
12. Apperceive how to booze afterwards throwing up hours later/the next morning.
Because if you accrue this up, you won’t be labeled ‘fun’ abounding best — you’ll be labeled ‘alcoholic.’
13. Apperceive the abnormality amidst ‘friend’ and ‘acquaintance.’
No one has that many friends.
14. Do not booze on antibiotics.
You adeptness feel like your angel will end if you acquire to absence so-and-so’s altogether back-bite because you’re adversity from a UTI, so you just say fuck it and accomplished to the bar acclimation cranberry vodkas all night. But if you were an adult, you’d apperceive that band cranberry abstruse with vodka isn’t a band-aid to your problem. Oh, and you’d ambition to crop bigger adversity of your body… Right?
15. Apperceive the abnormality amidst applause and accepting in love.
Because if you don’t, diplomacy are you haven’t been in applause yet.
16. Be accompany with your mom.You’re, like, about her age (NOT).
17. Do not bazaar at Forever 21.
Except for maybe a shirt, or two shirts, or a necklace. That $.25 barrage apart.
18. Acquire afflicted pictures on your coffer instead of posters.
Posters are, like, soooo college.
19. Invest in a 401k.
Invest? 401k? Those words scream ADULT.
20. Pay your own fizz bill.
Because you’re not an developed until you’re kicked off the family plan.
This cavalcade originally appeared at Forever Twenty Somethings.
featured angel – Flickr / Morgan
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